Year of the Rootfish

May 20

Yahoo has the buyers remorse.

reblog if you want anons but in reality no one is going to send you anything and will just reblog this

(Source: androgyns, via its-slinkyvagabond)

How 1 question triggered a supernatural fandom meltdown. -

Was actor Jensen Ackles suddenly stricken with homophobia? Well, this is fandom, and it’s a lot more complicated than that.

Guy who plays Dean gets uncomfortable about a shipping question.

Bringing crack babies back into fashion.

My unstopable kata is the jazz hands of death.

Cutting everyone’s faces off so they don’t have to ever bear the burden of body shaming.

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Part of Brock’s sexual gratification included murdering Pokemon prostitutes.

He caught a Clefairy stealing his watch so he strangled it to death.

“I wanted to use my mom’s 18 inch bad dragon dildo, but nooooooo she won’t let me!”

-Typical Tumblr post from typical teenaged girl.

All of Washington State’s beaches are pretty much the horse ranch from The Ring.

theadultswimpage:

Don’t waste that perfect body on a fucking koala bear!

- [adult swim] fan

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Seinfelt: The Resonance -

seinfelt:

Elaine gets a new pair of heels that make a pleasing clicking sound when she walks. Whenever she passes Peterman’s office, he can’t help but start drumming with his fingertips on whatever objects are within reach. Others in the office are moved to similar rhythmic fits. Soon, each of Elaine’s…

I came to use my computer, after I let my roommate’s child use it.

On wordpad he wrote in big letters: “UPGRADE TO WINDOWS 7 YOU IDIOT. FUDGE YOU FUDGE YOU FUDGE YOU.” Then I realized he was transcribing a youtube video he saw.