Year of the Rootfish: Archive

Is it just me, or does Tumblr make it a pain in...

Feb 26th

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Feb 25th

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Goddammit, instead of going to sleep I fucked...

I’m supposed to see my therapist in 4 and half hours. I’m so fucked…

Feb 23rd

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Anonymous asked: I hate Rand. Something about hating on a woman thru sex related LOLs seems fucked tho

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

2,738 notes

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Feb 21st

25 notes

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Feb 20th

5,915 notes

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Last night I was watching "The break up" with my...

I said words to the effect of; this movie would be funnier when Jennifer Aniston came back from her date, and they found that Vince Vaughn had hanged himself with his playstation controller, naked and the words “You did this to me!” scrawled on the wall in his own blood”. At least then the movie would have been entertaining.

Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 18th

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Feb 18th

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tirehaus: stop saying “epic” you people have ruined the word “epic” now too. other words people have ruined win fail random Also everyone quit saying yolo and swag.

Feb 18th

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In the future, comments on a youtube video will...

Feb 18th

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Feb 18th

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Feb 18th

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Million dollar idea.

Develop a dog robot that people can have sex with, so they can engage in virtual bestiality but not commit a crime against nature. They could even model it after their own pet.

Feb 18th

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Playing Saints row the third.

My character is a naked chick who beats people to death with a giant floppy dildo.

Feb 18th

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OK I am officially tired of Soul Calibur V.

Feb 16th

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Feb 15th

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Feb 15th

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Feb 15th

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Do you think that Michael Jackson put a rubber...

Feb 15th

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Feb 15th

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Well I was going to post some valentine's day...

30 years from now I will be on my deathbed lamenting my wasted life, but for now there is xbox achievements to be had.

Feb 15th

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My roomate's cat keeps opening my bedroom door,...

Feb 15th

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liquidzoot replied to your post:This plus Godwin’s...

Don't forget about people dragging race into it.

Feb 14th

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All youtube comments eventually devolve into an...

Feb 14th

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Feb 14th

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I am a crooked man & I've walked a crooked mile:... →

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Feb 13th

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